Watching: you 0_0
My brother is only 10 and my sister 5, so they have EXTREMELY odd lil minds. Since they have an idea about black butler I got to listen to their story they had made up about the characters. This is how it goes.
PS: my sister isn't really sure of grells gender so she made him into a princess....and my brother has seen the anime but prefers to stick with war stuff and tuna......
Setting: Luke Airforce base and fairy land...
Bro: "Sebastian lives in the cockpit of an F16 an is extremely lonely and sad. Everyday he sits on the only chair and a cramped little area reading magazines about cats and ciel. One day Grell comes by riding a giant undertaker cat and visits Sebastian. "
sis: "Then Sebastian says:'Oh Grell I love you' *kissy sounds* 'Let's get married!' and then Grell was like:'yay~ I feel like a princess! Take me AWAAAAYYY~~' and then Sebastian was prince charming and they rode away on a pink horse!"
bro: (sure why not..okay!) All of a sudden A giant cat with an eye-patch starts meowing and Sebastian's like: "Omigosh KITTY!" and he jumps off the horse and eats the cat!"
me: "What? why would he eat the cat?"
Bro: "you wanna hear the story or not?"
sis: "be quiet it's my turn!"..."After Sebastian eats the cat Grell gets mad and hits him in the face and says: "HUH! You meanie! you eat cat's and you jumped off a pony! now we cant get married!" and Sebastian was like:'oh no! my princess! I love you!' "
bro: "so after grell leaves on the pony which was actually Sebastians F16 house, Sebastian was like "Oh well I don't like boys." and left to go back a luke airforce. When he got back he remebered that Grell took his 'house'..tough break up...Well Sebastian only had his magazines left so he made a bed out of them and went to sleep then Ciel came by and was like 'sup?'
sis: "oh!oh! and then Ciel was a princess!"
sis: "and he was wearing a princess gown and was like: 'Take me away!~" and Sebastian was a knight and said "Okay!" so they-"
Bro: "Drove away on a giant tuna sandwhich and Ciel turned back into a boy!"
sis: "And slapped Sebasian in the face!"
sis: "the end!"